A week later, I finally got a chance to get the last word on Sid and I was taking it. I wasn’t being completely fair. Sid was suffering the indignity of being in the dentist’s chair and had the disadvantage of dental equipment and Neil’s fingers in his mouth. But Sid had already had his chance at me and had made several snide comments about bad eating habits when Neil had found a cavity and filled it. Of course, Sid didn’t have a cavity in his head, except the ones that belonged there.
Neil had talked Sid into the appointment on Christmas day when I’d mentioned it was time for me to get in. Neil won’t touch Mae’s or the children’s teeth. But he doesn’t mind working on me and he was quite happy to have another patient in Sid.
“Sid, have you been fighting lately?” Neil asked while he was poking around. “The inside of your cheeks are all chewed up.”
“Probably one of his girlfriends,” I said from where I was standing in the doorway. I slurred a little from the Novocaine.
“Uh oh,” said Neil.
“Has he got one?” I asked, hopefully.
“Nope, just another crack. And speaking of bad eating habits, you’d better quit chewing ice. That’s what’s cracking your teeth.”
I laughed. Mae came into the office and said hi to the receptionist.
“Oh hi, Lisa,” she said seeing me. “That’s right, today was when you and Sid were coming in.”
“Hi, honey,” called Neil.
Mae went into the examination room and kissed Neil’s forehead.
“Hello, sweetheart,” she said. “How are you doing, Sid?”
“Good. You finding any guilty secrets, Neil?”
“Just that he chews ice.”
Mae and I looked at each other and burst out laughing.
“What is so funny about that?” Neil asked.
“It’s a long story,” I said.
Neil shook his head and put his probe down on the tray. After squirting some water into Sid’s mouth, he fit the polishing bit onto his drill and slid the little pan of tooth polish onto his thumb. I chuckled maliciously. Neil’s tooth polish was peppermint flavored, and Sid hates peppermint. Maybe I should have said something, but I decided to enjoy my revenge. [Thank you, Lisa. I’ll remember that – SEH]
“How was the funeral?” Neil asked Mae over the whine of the drill.
“Funeral?” I asked.
“Ned Harris’s,” Mae replied. “It was this morning.”
“Yeah, I’d heard he got killed.”
There had been a small piece in the paper a few days before about the mysterious desert auto accident of a prominent Fullerton businessman. According to the papers, the mystery was why he was out there and didn’t say anything about how the accident occurred. Nor had it mentioned the raid on Harris’s office. I wasn’t surprised. We had also found out that the Feds had gotten another transmission asking for any information on Harris’s suspect, including the name, so Harris hadn’t been lying that night.
“It was a nice funeral,” Mae continued. “Kind of sad, with his wife being pregnant and all. But she’s doing real well. She’s taking over the agency. I got a chance to talk to her and you know what she told me? She was kind of relieved about the accident. She was still sad about losing Ned, but she’d found out there was some funny business going on out of the agency, stuff the government was interested in, and if Ned had lived, he would have been in real trouble, but since he’s dead, the government’s overlooking it.”
Which, of course, they were because the last thing the government wants is attention on any covert action, even if it’s the good guys bringing in the bad guys.
“No kidding,” said Neil. “You think Janey was right?”
“I’m beginning to think so, Neil.”
“You two should know better than not to trust Janey,” I said. “Sid told me he got busted for drugs in the army. Right, Sid?”
“Well, I’ll be,” said Mae. “Did you get your article on the city council finished, Sid?”
“Just the outline,” I answered for him. “He won’t write it out until somebody says they want to look at it. We’ve got a query in to Ladies’ Home Journal, I think.” [Did that ever sell? – SEH]
“A letter asking an editor if he wants to look at a given manuscript.”
“Oh.” Mae looked a little puzzled. “I thought you just sent it in.”
“Some magazines work that way. But most want to see if what you’re writing about is something they’re looking for first.”
“Okay,” Neil said to Sid, hanging up the drill and squirting water into his mouth. “Rinse and spit it out. You’re done.”
Sid did so, wiping his mouth on the napkin around his neck. Neil took it off and rolled back on his stool so Sid could get up.
“Well, that’s that,” Neil said.
Sid ran his tongue over his teeth.
“Thanks a lot, Neil.” He got out of the chair and straightened his suit jacket. “Say hi to the kids for me.”
“I will. Be seeing you two.”
“Bye-bye,” said Mae.
Neil and Mae stayed behind in the examination room. As Sid and I passed the receptionist, he winked at her and told her he’d see her Saturday. I waited until we were outside.
“You picked up on Neil’s receptionist?”
“He isn’t.” Sid shrugged.
“That’s beside the point. Have you no shame?”
Here ends That Old Cloak and Dagger Routine. Check in next week for a special announcement and look for the sequel Stopleak on January 6, 2017.